some of us laugh, some of us cry, some of us smoke, some of us lie... but it's all, just a way that we cope with our life - starsailor : some of us

Saturday, July 21, 2007

who can see what the future holds?

ok, so my car has been stolen. as far as i wanted the whole world to know (not to gain publicity, mind you, but to recruit spies so that MAYBE my car could be found), i don't want to keep answering and telling the same story over and over again. it is tiring and annoying. so here are some of the FAQ's regarding that matter:

1. Betul ke kereta ko ilang?
of course la..apa la aku dapat kalo menipu korang.

2. Kat mana hilang?
the huge parking space here has been turned into a construction site, and yeah, fuck it. because of that i and most of the residence here have to park our car far from our block. that was where the incident took place. and for those who didn't know where i stay, i'm renting a house with some friends in pantai dalam.

3. Camana boleh hilang?
i really hate this question because the answer is so obvious. how would i know?? for all i've known, i parked my car on the side of the road in the evening, and the next morning when i want to go to class, it just wasn't there. no trace of anything, not even shattered glass.

4. Ko tak kunci ke?
i'm positive that i've locked all the doors. for those of you who used to ride with me in my car may have noticed that i'll check each door to make sure it is locked (for it doesn't have a central locking system). but i didn't put any steering lock or whatsoever, so..as they say..the rest is history.

5. Dah buat report polis belum?
yup, right after i'm positive it was gone.

6. Ntah-ntah kena tarik ngan DBKL kot?
i've thought of this, and i really hope it was the DBKL who took my car. but i asked the police officer to check with DBKL and they say that they didn't do any towing operation in that area. besides, how could they tow my car with the car in front and at the back of it still in it's place?

7. Tak boleh claim insuran ke?
since it is an old car, it's understandable that it only have third party insurance, which doesn't account for losses. so, no claim whatsoever.

8. Ada jugak yang nak curi kereta lama tu.
the answer is obviously yes. i don't know what are their real reason in stealing my car but i suspect that they want to tear the parts down for their own use or use it as a drift race car.

so maybe thats all for now. if there're other questions that annoys me, i'll post it here. unfortunately, i didn't have any picture of my car, but if anyone who knows my car, and sees it anywhere, just inform me. and for those who haven't seen my car, just look out for a green toyota corolla GL (atau lebih dikenali sebagai KE70 dikalangan drifter dan pomen), with registration number of DL811 and chassis number of KE70 9118493. i know the possibility of seeing it on the road with the same registration number is odd, but there's no harm in looking. and for those who frequently attend drift race, maybe you could take a better look on this type of car.

below is a picture that somewhat resemble my car. except for the color, the sport rim and the plate number. my car also have those yellow light hanging under the front bumper.



yes, i am desperate. and i really hope that someone could find it or maybe my car is one of the autobots and on a mission to save the world, and would return as a brand new toyota alteeza along with a hot chick.

11 Comments:

Blogger Jorji said...

nazir..

Pencuri memang suka barang2 kau dan rakan2 kau!! Aku pun heran!!...

ok..this is to cheer u up..katalah kau jumpa kawan kau yg dah baca entry ni...dan kau tak tau dia dah baca entry kau ni pulak..
then kau kata kat dia yg kete kau hilang...

Lepas tu dia diam je...buat dunno...sepatah haram dia tak cakap apa2 dan tanya apa2...kau heran tak??

haha..Jangan heran..dia sebenarnya tak tau nak tanya apa dah selain ..."camana boleh hilang??"

That damn bloody FAQ!!

Bare with it..mereka prihatin,itu je.

11:19 AM

 
Blogger nazir said...

hahaha..untuk pengetahuan ko, bukan setakat barang2 aku, tapi barang2 kat area kerinchi ni memang ramai org suka. moto hilang, rumah kena rompak..apa je yang takde kat sini. kampung rosyam nor pun kat kerinci beb.

ya..aku tau diaorg perihatin. aku pun tak salahkan diaorg. aku pun nak diaorg tau. tu pasal aku buat faq ni. kalo ada yang tersinggung tu maap la bebanyak.

11:40 AM

 
Blogger Freeviolence said...

Aku rasa kete ko tak hilang kemana... kreta ko sebenarnya jadi pengintip jer kat bumi ni untuk mengintip musuhnya.. kete ko dah bertukar jadi bentuk semulajadinya. kete ko tu sebenarnya trasformers bumber bee huahahah..

7:12 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bengong punya adan. nak buat lawak tp eja bumber bee pun salah haahaha

11:49 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aduh nazir poor thingy...
jadi apa perancangan masa hadapan??haa..itu soalan baru tu..

5:26 PM

 
Blogger syik s. said...

atau juga, i boleh tanya taknak ke try pakcik dahlan tu?

9:46 PM

 
Blogger nazir said...

akhdan..
tu la yg aku cakap. kereta aku tu sebenarnya autobots. dah abis perang kang dia balik la kot.

kaki peluh..
orang sabah memang camtu. dia cakap pun susah nak paham.

kak pidda..
perancangan masa depan? ntah ek.. ada sesapa nak kasi gua keta baru?

syik..
pakcik dahlan tu ada kasi diskaun sempena 50 tahun merdeka tak? kalo diskaun 80% dengan jaminan kereta i jumpa balik, buleh la kot.

hehe..

12:40 AM

 
Blogger Freeviolence said...

alaaa.. jadi tukang setel la pulak dia... cam abang2 laa ko

4:43 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dah cuba cara tradisional?

6:11 PM

 
Blogger nazir said...

akhdan..
tukang setel apa ni?

kumprinx..
tu kena tanya pakcik dahlan tu. kalo dia mau kasi free, memang tak teragak-agak aku try. bukannya apa, aku malas cuba cara tradisional ni sama sebabnya aku malas nak masuk MLM..walaupun ada bukti ada org yg berjaya, tapi takde gerenti aku akan berjaya. jadi aku malas nak membazir duit.

lain la kalo free..

3:16 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alo, (salam cangkuk dulu). Susah la nak berjalan skang ni... dah la Trajet x de, doktor love pon x de... takpe, nanti di padang masyar nanti dia pikul la kereta tu mencari ko... patah pinggang dia, berat sial kereta tu. (salam cangkuk lagi)

1:22 AM

 

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