i wont be left dancing alone to songs from the past

yay! my final exams are over. and right now i'm in JB.everything normal here except that i'm not able to connect to the internet or make calls using the phoneline anymore. why? an outstanding bills of course. thanks to my sister (macam la aku tak penah bagi bill melambung.haha..).

i was hoping that i could stay a while longer in kl before going back, but there are some things that must be done here.

the exam weeks were a bit hectic, and the papers were tough! i bet this is the toughest exams i've ever sit. but there's no use whining about it when i did less to improve it.

besides my syllabus, there are a few things that i've learnt from my examination weeks. i've learnt that sometimes people would do anything so that they could cheat during the examination. it's not that i cheat during the exam, as i didn't have enough 'bravery' to do so (execpt for objective papers, which wouldn't require much skills except a good eyesight and an ability to determine the 'coordinate'). but i'm quite suprised when i heard how some students will go quite to the 'extreme' to do so. for your information, UM has a quite a strict policy on cheating on exams. students would be suspended for one year if they're caught cheating, instead of a semester like in UiTM. so here are some list of cheating skills that i've heard:

1. write notes or formulas on your body such as hands, stomach, legs etc. and if that part of your body is hairy, shave it away! a friend of mine says that his classmate has shaved his leg so that he could wrote formulas on it. but beware! don't try to take a 'peek' on the written formula in the exam hall. this would attract obvious attention. go to the toilet.

2. wear a long sleeve shirts, such as sweaters and wrap notes/formulas written in paper on your arms. again, go to toilet to render the information.

3. on the first paper, ask for extra answer sheets eventhough you didn't need it. fold it nicely into your jacket (jackets are undoubtly a weapon of stealth inside the examination hall), and bring it back to your room/house. this answering sheets are useful for the next paper. wrote formulas/notes on it, but skills are required when writing it. make sure it looks as if you're providing solutions for question with the appropriate 'jalan kerja' instead of blindly writing all those notes/formulas. this is important as you'll be bringing it back into the examination hall for your next paper, again, with the help of your stealth weapon (read:jacket). and during this next paper, ask again for extra answering sheets and exchange this clean sheet with the sheet that's written with those formulas/notes. this is where your skills of writing those formula comes to play an important role. if the 'pengawas peperiksaan' is somewhat curious with the written sheet, go for defence, say that you're scribbling or anything. but make it calm. if not, be ready to serve a year of suspension. and if you succeed, bring the clean answering sheet out of the examination hall and repeat the process.

4. this method is the easiest and require less skills, but needed a companion who knows how to answer, willing to cooperate, has a large handwriting and knows when to give the answer and when to cover when the necessity arrives. you, yourself need to have a good eyesight and a somewhat suitable height, unless, you wont be able to copy from your companion.

i'm not writing this to encourage you to cheat during the exams. it's up to you. and don't blame me if you're caught cheating using these skills i'm sharing with you. these are meant for sharing purpose ONLY. even i didn't do any of those skills above (eventhough there's some attempt to do skill no. 4, but maybe due to my height and quite poor eyesight, i wasn't able to complete the mission. for your information, i have quite a reliable host for me to become a parasite at that time).


p/s: lokman, burnkan aku semua yg berkaitan ngan tegan&sara. kalau ada eisley pun burnkan skali. takpun ko burnkan je pape yg best. nanti aku bayar!